What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:05

A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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