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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:05

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How do I get my body in shape?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?